Reality Chex Annual Extravaganza of Worst Christmas Songs
Just to get you started, Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan & Tracy Morgan:
"'Zat You, Santa Claus?" Buster Poindexter edition:
"Wonderful Christmas Time" is wonderful only for Paul McCartney, who makes about half-a-mil on this every year in residuals:
... In all honesty, I found a lot of horrible songs of this same genre, but I'm not mean enough to share them. You know the kind I mean: renditions of classics destroyed by Christina Aguilera, Neil Diamond et al., or absolute crap by the New Kids on the Block (I had no idea how totally lacking in any form of talent those kids were). Okay, just one more like this -- Mariah Carey & Justin Bieber ruining a song that's already bad:
Then there are all those heart-rending country AND western numbers. Here's a favorite:
"Baby Boomer Santa" from NBC's "Community":
Reminiscent of that, George Thorogood & the Destroyers' "Rock 'n Roll Christmas" (1981):
This one is for frequent commenter JJG. Fa la la la la, Ha ha ha ha:
This is offensive on so many levels:
A perenniel unfavorite, but this is kind of a treat, performed by Randy & Ronnie Brooks. Randy wrote the song:
Okay, this really isn't bad; I just thought it wanted sharing:
This will always be my favorite Worst Christmas Song -- Bob Dylan's "It Must Be Santa":
For an antidote, see today's Off Times Square.