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Washington Post: "Americans can again order free rapid coronavirus tests by mail, the Biden administration announced Thursday. People can request four free at-home tests per household through covidtests.gov. They will begin shipping Monday. The move comes ahead of an expected winter wave of coronavirus cases. The September revival of the free testing program is in line with the Biden administration’s strategy to respond to the coronavirus as part of a broader public health campaign to protect Americans from respiratory viruses, including influenza and respiratory syncytial virus (RSV), that surge every fall and winter. But free tests were not mailed during the summer wave, which wastewater surveillance data shows is now receding."

Washington Post: “Comedy news outlet the Onion — reinvigorated by new ownership over this year — is bringing back its once-popular video parodies of cable news. But this time, there’s someone with real news anchor experience in the chair. When the first episodes appear online Monday, former WAMU and MSNBC host Joshua Johnson will be the face of the resurrected 'Onion News Network.' Playing an ONN anchor character named Dwight Richmond, Johnson says he’s bringing a real anchor’s sense of clarity — and self-importance — to the job. 'If ONN is anything, it’s a news organization that is so unaware of its own ridiculousness that it has the confidence of a serial killer,' says Johnson, 44.” ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: I'll be darned if I can figured out how to watch ONN. If anybody knows, do tell. Thanks.

Washington Post: “First came the surprising discovery that Earth’s atmosphere is leaking. But for roughly 60 years, the reason remained a mystery. Since the late 1960s, satellites over the poles detected an extremely fast flow of particles escaping into space — at speeds of 20 kilometers per second. Scientists suspected that gravity and the magnetic field alone could not fully explain the stream. There had to be another source creating this leaky faucet. It turns out the mysterious force is a previously undiscovered global electric field, a recent study found. The field is only about the strength of a watch battery — but it’s enough to thrust lighter ions from our atmosphere into space. It’s also generated unlike other electric fields on Earth. This newly discovered aspect of our planet provides clues about the evolution of our atmosphere, perhaps explaining why Earth is habitable. The electric field is 'an agent of chaos,' said Glyn Collinson, a NASA rocket scientist and lead author of the study. 'It undoes gravity.... Without it, Earth would be very different.'”

The New York Times lists Emmy winners. The AP has an overview story here.

New York Times: “Hvaldimir, a beluga whale who had captured the public’s imagination since 2019 after he was spotted wearing a harness seemingly designed for a camera, was found dead on Saturday in Norway, according to a nonprofit that worked to protect the whale.... [Hvaldimir] was wearing a harness that identified it as “equipment” from St. Petersburg. There also appeared to be a camera mount. Some wondered if the whale was on a Russian reconnaissance mission. Russia has never claimed ownership of the whale. If Hvaldimir was a spy, he was an exceptionally friendly one. The whale showed signs of domestication, and was comfortable around people. He remained in busier waters than are typical for belugas....” ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: Oh, Lord, do not let Bobby Kennedy, Jr., near that carcass. ~~~

     ~~~ AP Update: “There’s no evidence that a well-known beluga whale that lived off Norway’s coast and whose harness ignited speculation it was a Russian spy was shot to death last month as claimed by animal rights groups, Norwegian police said Monday.... Police said that the Norwegian Veterinary Institute conducted a preliminary autopsy on the animal, which was become known as 'Hvaldimir,' combining the Norwegian word for whale — hval — and the first name of Russian President Vladimir Putin. 'There are no findings from the autopsy that indicate that Hvaldimir has been shot,' police said in a statement.”

New York Times: Botswana's “President Mokgweetsi Masisi grinned as he lifted the diamond, a 2,492-carat stone that is the biggest diamond unearthed in more than a century and the second-largest ever found, according to the Vancouver-based mining operator Lucara, which owns the mine where it was found. This exceptional discovery could bring back the luster of the natural diamond mining industry, mining companies and experts say. The diamond was discovered in the same relatively small mine in northeastern Botswana that has produced several of the largest such stones in living memory. Such gemstones typically surface as a result of volcanic activity.... The diamond will likely sell in the range of tens of millions of dollars....”

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~~~ Guardian: "On a distant reef 16,000km from Paris, surfer Gabriel Medina has given Olympic viewers one of the most memorable images of the Games yet, with an airborne celebration so well poised it looked too good to be true. The Brazilian took off a thundering wave at Teahupo’o in Tahiti on Monday, emerging from a barrelling section before soaring into the air and appearing to settle on a Pacific cloud, pointing to the sky with biblical serenity, his movements mirrored precisely by his surfboard. The shot was taken by Agence France-Presse photographer Jérôme Brouillet, who said “the conditions were perfect, the waves were taller than we expected”. He took the photo while aboard a boat nearby, capturing the surreal image with such accuracy that at first some suspected Photoshop or AI." 

Washington Post: “'Mary Cassatt at Work' is a large and mostly satisfying exhibition devoted to the career of the great American artist beloved for her sensitive and often sentimental views of family life. The 'at work' in the title of the Philadelphia Museum of Art show references the curators’ interest in Cassatt’s pioneering effort to establish herself as a professional artist within a male-dominated field. Throughout the show, which includes some 130 paintings, pastels, prints and drawings, the wall text and the art on view stresses Cassatt’s fixation on art as a career rather than a pastime.... Mary Cassatt at Work is on view at the Philadelphia Museum of Art through Sept. 8. philamuseum.org

New York Times: “Bob Newhart, who died on Thursday at the age of 94, has been such a beloved giant of popular culture for so long that it’s easy to forget how unlikely it was that he became one of the founding fathers of stand-up comedy. Before basically inventing the hit stand-up special, with the 1960 Grammy-winning album 'The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart' — that doesn’t even count his pay-per-view event broadcast on Canadian television that some cite as the first filmed special — he was a soft-spoken accountant who had never done a set in a nightclub. That he made a classic with so little preparation is one of the great miracles in the history of comedy.... Bob Newhart holds up. In fact, it’s hard to think of a stand-up from that era who is a better argument against the commonplace idea that comedy does not age well.”

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Sunday
Dec292013

The Commentariat -- Dec. 30, 2013

Juliet Eilperin & Sarah Kliff of the Washington Post: "More than 1.1 million Americans signed up for an insurance plan through the federal health-care marketplace during its initial enrollment period, with more than 975,000 enrolling in December alone, the Obama administration announced Sunday.... So far, nearly 2 million Americans -- who were either uninsured or had to change coverage after their existing plans were canceled -- have signed up under the new health-care law on state and federal marketplaces. Roughly 850,000 people have enrolled through the state-run exchanges.... The administration is still far short of the enrollment targets it set just before the system was launched Oct. 1." ...

... Jonathan Cohn of the New Republic writes kind of a status report on the ACA.

Amy Davidson of the New Yorker has a good response to some of Judge William Pauley's credulous acceptance of the government's position in the NSA case he heard. Davidson contrasts Pauley's views with those of Judge Richard Leon -- on some of the same key evidence.

Heather Linebaugh, a former U.S. drone operator, in a Guardian op-ed: "The UAVs [unmanned aerial vehicles, a/k/a drones] in the Middle East are used as a weapon, not as protection, and as long as our public remains ignorant to this, this serious threat to the sanctity of human life -- at home and abroad -- will continue."

Paul Krugman on why the fiscal scolds finally lost control of the conversation. My favorite line (mostly because I had never heard the "old saying," "As the old saying goes, they used Reinhart-Rogoff the way a drunk uses a lamppost -- for support, not illumination." Important reminder: "As the Columbia Journalism Review recently noted, many reporters retain the habit of 'treating deficit-cutting as a non-ideological objective while portraying other points of view as partisan or political.'"

The New York Times' top story, by Ben Protess & Jessica Silver-Greenberg is about the U.S. federal investigations into JP Morgan & other top U.S. banks' practice of bribing Chinese officials by hiring their children. This is against U.S. law but SOP in China. CW: It would be amusing if this relatively innocuous practice brought down any of the big banks when mismanagement & their abuse of primarily American investors & customers brought them huge gifts from taxpayers. However, since they're too big to fail, none of them will.

David of Crooks & Liars: "Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-TX) lashed out at House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R-CA) on Sunday for spending over a year on what he said was a crusade on a 'fairy tale' after a New York Times report showed that Al-Qaeda had no role in the 2012 Benghazi attacks. Issa defended his attacks on the administration. ...

... Caitlan MacNeal of TPM: "Chairman of the House Oversight Committee Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) on Sunday disagreed with some of the conclusions in the New York Times investigation on Benghazi, specifically that the attack was fueled in part by an anti-Islamic American video." ...

... MEANWHILE, Issa's friends in Right Wing World, they're writing stories like, "The New York Times Whitewashes Benghazi," & 'The New York Times' Revisionist Account of Benghazi." CW: If you already got your boxed set of "Leftist Conspiracies 2013," don't worry; I'm sure these new ones will come in a post-holiday bonus package. ...

... Driftglass puts his stamp on right-wing reaction to the Times story. ...

There’s just no chance that this was an al-Qaeda attack if, by al-Qaeda, you mean the organization founded by Osama bin Laden. If you're using the term al-Qaeda to describe even a local group of Islamist militants who may dislike democracy or have a grudge against the United States, if you're going to call anybody like that al-Qaeda, then O.K. -- David Kirkpatrick, defending his New York Times story ...

... Benjamin Bell of ABC News: Sociopath & "Firebrand conservative Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, expressed no regrets over his role in this fall's government shutdown [Sunday] in an exclusive interview with ABC's [conservative lackey] Jonathan Karl for 'This Week,' placing the blame for the 16-day closure squarely on the shoulders of Democratic leaders. 'I think it was absolutely a mistake for President Obama and Harry Reid to force a government shutdown,' the freshman senator said.... When reminded by Karl that even Republican House Speaker John Boehner took conservative groups to task for pushing a faulty strategy, Cruz said 'I can't help what other people say.'" ...

... Born in the U.S.A. Todd Gillman of the Dallas Morning News: "The junior senator from Texas is still a Canadian. But he's working on it, eh? Born in Alberta 43 years ago last Sunday, Sen. Ted Cruz was unaware of his dual nationality until The Dallas Morning News explored the issue in August. Since then, he said in a recent interview, 'I have retained counsel that is preparing the paperwork to renounce the citizenship.'"

Emma Fitzsimmons of the New York Times: "Justice Sonia Sotomayor will return to her hometown for New Year's Eve to help lead ... the ball drop in Times Square. She will press the crystal button on Tuesday night to lower the ball and lead the 60-second countdown to midnight, organizers of the event said on Sunday. She will be the first United States Supreme Court justice to do so."

Michael Kirkland, a legal analyst for UPI, looks at the prospects for universal gay marriage. It ain't a slam-dunk.

E. J. Dionne thinks 2013 was not such a bad year for President Obama. ...

Philip Rucker & Krissah Thompson of the Washington Post notice Malia & Sasha Obama have gotten older in five years. Huh. ...

... Michael Shear of the New York Times runs down President Obama's favorite TV shows.

Isaac Chotiner of the New Republic whacks Charles Blow & Frank Bruni for trying so hard to beat each other for the title of New York Times' Worst Columnist. CW: There's a reason I seldom link these guys' stuff: Bruni is off-topic & dull when he's not just dull; Blow is remarkably trite. Thanks to P. D. Pepe for the link.

Local News

Michael Barbaro & Kitty Bennett of the New York Times: "When [New York City Mayor Michael] Bloomberg leaves office at midnight Tuesday, he will bequeath a litany of record-shattering statistics on crime reduction, sidewalk safety and skyline-altering construction. But perhaps the most staggering figure is the amount of his own money that he devoted, day in and day out, to being mayor -- much of it unseen by the public. An analysis by The New York Times shows that Mr. Bloomberg has doled out at least $650 million on a wide variety of perks and bonuses, political campaigns and advocacy work, charitable giving and social causes, not to mention travel and lodging, connected to his time and role as mayor.... In the process, he has entirely upended the financial dynamics surrounding New York's top job. In the past, the city paid its mayor; Mr. Bloomberg paid to be the city's mayor." ...

... CW: Normally, I think our practice of electing royalty -- either because of their money or their political family name -- is absolutely anti-Democratic. However, Bloomberg made a good chunk of his money soaking the rich, so the millions he gave back to the city makes him something of a Robin Hood, albeit one who takes a steep commission. Still, making the city's richest person mayor is a less-than-romantic return to feudalism.

News Ledes

AP: "Secretary of State John Kerry will present Israel and the Palestinians the broad outlines of what a final Mideast peace agreement could look like when he travels to the region this week, the State Department said on Monday."

New York Times: "New York's hold on its status as the country's third most populous state is down to fewer than 100,000 people, according to figures released on Monday by the Census Bureau. And the trend is not in the state's favor, as Florida, which is No. 4, gained residents at three times the pace of the Empire State over a year's span."

Philadelphia Inquirer: "Bail was set Monday at $250,000 for Msgr. William J. Lynn, four days after an appeals court ruled he was wrongly convicted of endangering children. Common Pleas Court Judge M. Teresa Sarmina also ruled that Lynn must surrender his passport and be subject to electronic monitoring and weekly reporting while on bail."

New York Times: " A deadly suicide bombing at a crowded railroad station in southern Russia on Sunday, followed by a blast in a trolley bus on Monday in the same city, raised the specter of a new wave of terrorism just six weeks before the Winter Olympics in Sochi." ...

... AP: "A suicide bomber killed 14 people aboard an electric bus in the southern Russian city of Volgograd during the Monday morning rush hour, and authorities believe it was the work of the same group that set off a bomb at the railway station a day earlier. Together more than 30 people were killed in the explosions...."

Guardian: "The Australian icebreaker, Aurora Australis, was thwarted on Monday in its initial attempts to reach the MV Akademik Shokalskiy, the scientific research vessel stuck in sea ice off the coast of Antarctica since Christmas Day. It will now wait for better weather before making a further attempt to cut through the thick pack ice around the Shokalskiy."

Saturday
Dec282013

The Commentariat -- Dec. 29, 2013

NEW: AFP: "The US National Security Agency has collected sensitive data on key telecommunications cables between Europe, north Africa and Asia, German news magazine Der Spiegel reported Sunday citing classified documents. Spiegel quoted NSA papers dating from February and labelled 'top secret' and 'not for foreigners' describing the agency's success in spying on the so-called Sea-Me-We 4 undersea cable system." ...

... The full Der Spiegel article (in English) is here. It covers other aspects of super-duper hacking done by an NSA unit called "Tailored Access Operations."

David Kirkpatrick of the New York Times has a Big Piece on Benghazi! ...

... Driftglass: "The New York Times just pulverized any last remnants of the wingnut fairy tale of Benghaaaaazi! But before you get too excited, do not for one minute imagine this will trigger a sudden outbreak of Conservative self-awareness." ...

... Yes, because there will always be Louie Gohmert.

Ernesto Londoño, et al., of the Washington Post: "A new American intelligence assessment on the Afghan war predicts that the gains the United States and its allies have made during the past three years are likely to have been significantly eroded by 2017, even if Washington leaves behind a few thousand troops and continues bankrolling the impoverished nation, according to officials familiar with the report." ...

... See Jeffrey Goldberg, August 2008. Also, Herman Melville, 1851.

Alice Marwick in the New York Review of Books: "... private companies systematically collect very personal information, from who you are, to what you do, to what you buy. Data about your online and offline behavior are combined, analyzed, and sold to marketers, corporations, governments, and even criminals. The scope of this collection, aggregation, and brokering of information is similar to, if not larger than, that of the NSA, yet it is almost entirely unregulated and many of the activities of data-mining and digital marketing firms are not publicly known at all."

The Pope of Janesville. Joan Walsh of Salon: As he prepares his new campaign to "help" he poor, Altar Boy Paul Ryan laments Pope Francis's ignorance of matters economic: "'The guy is from Argentina, they haven't had real capitalism in Argentina,' Ryan said (referring to the pope as 'the guy' is a nice folksy touch.) 'They have crony capitalism in Argentina. They don't have a true free enterprise system.'"

Lena Sun & Amy Goldstein of the Washington Post have a moving piece on people who are delighted to get health insurance coverage under the ACA.

Sean McElwee of the Atlantic: Vermont is finding out that switching to more-or-less a single-payer health insurance system is mighty difficult, too, even in a state as small, homogeneous & liberal as Vermont. Although the concept was signed into law in 2011, Jonathan Gruber -- who helped develop both the Massachusetts & U.S. plans -- says, “There is no Vermont plan. There are Vermont ideas, but there is no Vermont plan."

CW: Ross Douthat does a self-audit, which makes me like him a little better. Probably we could find more Mistakes Ross Made, but that would mean reading his columns. I would do one myself, except I can't recall all the stupid stuff I said. (Perhaps you'll want to remind me.) ...

... Here's Dave Weigel's "Everything I got wrong this year," which Douthat links.

... Not everybody admits his mistakes:

"The Year of the Weasel." Paul Krugman: "... we've now seen that one side of the debate [over monetary policy] not only refuses to take evidence into account, but tries to dodge personal responsibility for getting it wrong. This has gone from a test of ideas to a test of character, and a lot of people failed."

"Money Talks." Before we bid adieu to the "Duck Dynasty" clan, let give Driftglass the last word, the word which puts this squalid story in perspective: "Obviously, as 25 years of Rush Limbaugh has demonstrated, you can haul the poo-flingingest, bigoted loudmouth out of the dankest wingnut watering hole in America and stick a microphone in front of him, and nothing he says or does -- no matter how offensive or untrue -- will earn him more than token slap on the wrist just as long as he can generate ad revenue and hold an audience. So nothing new there. What is mildly interesting is the curve on which those wrist-slaps are graded." ...

... CW: After today, you will have to satisfy your thirst for "Duck Dynasty" news elsewhere, unless we learn that Phil has a black boyfriend, a development that will raise in me a brief stirring of schadenfreude somewhat vitiated by my sympathy for the young man.

Money Talks, Ctd. Tal Kopan of Politico: The right-wing bill mill ALEC has moved "toward greater openness ... in the wake of dozens of corporate members pulling out earlier this year after ALEC was drawn into the Martin case. By some estimates, as many as 400 lawmakers and 60 companies, including brand names like Coca-Cola, Pepsi and McDonald's, bolted. But critics say the transparency effort is a smokescreen, and they charge that ALEC remains the same corporate-driven 'bill mill' designed to push right-wing business interests in statehouses with as little notice as possible."

Local News

Ken Dilanian of the Los Angeles Times: "... at Shooters World, a Tampa-based temple of American gun culture..., about 50 people took turns on a recent Saturday firing pistols, military assault weapons, an Uzi machine gun and a .50-caliber sniper rifle. It was a charity event called Shooting With SOF, which stands for special operations forces. Organizers say they have raised $75,000 for military and veterans causes by allowing car dealers, insurance brokers, makeup artists and other ordinary folks to live out fantasies firing some of the world's deadliest guns while being tutored by 20 current and former commandos -- seasoned, seen-it-all veterans of Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia and places they can't talk about." CW: The geniuses who participated in this event used the word "badass" a lot. I myself cannot think of a better way to show my charitable heart than by shooting & "reveling in the gun's destructive power."

News Ledes

AFP: "An Australian icebreaker was Monday battling against bad weather to reach a ship carrying a scientific expedition stranded off Antarctica, leaving open the possibility of a helicopter evacuation, authorities said."

AP: "Dozens of lawsuits seeking damages from the federal government for Hurricane Katrina-related levee failures and flooding in the New Orleans area are over. U.S. District Judge Stanwood Duval Jr. has dismissed the cases. The move comes more than a year after a federal appeals court overturned his ruling that held the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers liable for flooding caused by lax maintenance of a shipping channel."

New York Times: "The detention of four American military personnel in Libya on Friday was preceded by a confrontation at a checkpoint in which gunshots were fired and a vehicle was damaged, a witness in Libya and an Obama administration official said on Saturday."

AFP: "At least 18 people were killed and dozens injured Sunday when a suicide bomber blew herself up in a train station in the Russian city of Volgograd ahead of February's Olympic Games in nearby Sochi. Regional officials said the woman set off her charge near the metal detectors stationed at the entrance to the city's main train station while it was packed with afternoon travellers."

AFP: "The Israeli military fired a barrage of shells into southern Lebanon in retaliation after five Katyusha-style rockets were launched against the Jewish state on Sunday, officials said. The attacks struck uninhabited areas of both Israel and Lebanon without causing any casualties or damage, officials on both sides said."

Friday
Dec272013

The Commentariat -- Dec. 28, 2013

Michael Schmidt & Adam Liptak of the New York Times: "A federal judge in New York on Friday ruled that the National Security Agency's program that is systematically keeping phone records of all Americans is lawful, creating a conflict among lower courts and increasing the likelihood that the issue will be resolved by the Supreme Court. In the ruling, Judge William H. Pauley III, of the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York, granted a motion filed by the federal government to dismiss a challenge to the program brought by the American Civil Liberties Union, which had tried to halt the program. Judge Pauley said that protections under the Fourth Amendment do not apply to records held by third parties, like phone companies." CW: Pauley is a Clinton appointee. ...

... New York Times Editors: "The ruling, which repeatedly defers to the government's benign characterization of its own surveillance programs, demonstrates once more the importance of fixing the law at its source, rather than waiting for further interpretations by higher courts." ...

... Charles Pierce: "The subtext of what [Judge Pauley] is saying is simply that terrorists from 'a seventh-century milieu' -- actually, strip clubs in Tampa and an apartment in Hamburg -- have rendered the Fourth Amendment obsolete in a dangerous and interconnected world, and that only our all-too-human, and curiously error-prone, heroes of the surveillance state can keep us safe. Oh, and also, we common folk shouldn't ever have known about this anyway.

It cannot possibly be that lawbreaking conduct by a government contractor that reveals state secrets -- including the means and methods of intelligence gathering -- could frustrate Congress' intent. -- Judge William Pauley, in his opinion on NSA phone-records collection

     ... Thanks to James S. for the link.

... Pierce is also incensed about what he describes as numerous instances of infringement of First Amendment rights by "law enforcement in the service of corporate interests.... That, my friends, is how you seriously abridge freedom of speech in this country. You take someone with an explicitly political message who commits a specifically political act and you throw him in jail for having committed it." CW: While I appreciate Pierce's sentiments, I think Pierce is wrong about this, as I'll elaborate in the Comments. I'll expect blowback & would especially appreciate it coming from a Constitutional lawyer.

Caren Bohan of Reuters: "On the eve of the expiration of federal benefits for the long-term unemployed, U.S. President Barack Obama and his Democratic allies are stepping up pressure on Republicans to renew the program. Top White House economic adviser Gene Sperling said in a statement issued on Friday that a failure to renew emergency jobless benefits would harm the economy and he urged Congress to move quickly to pass a short-term extension of the aid. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, a Democrat, has vowed to bring to a vote a bill extending federal unemployment insurance benefits as soon as Congress returns from its holiday recess...." ...

... Ryan Cooper in the Washington Post: "I've been ragging on the centrist brigades lately, even suggesting that their newfound focus on job growth might not be 100% sincere. But if they'll mobilize fully behind an extension of unemployment insurance, I'll eat my words. This is a simple, cheap issue that will concretely help some of our most vulnerable fellow citizens. So how about it, Third Way?" ...

... Let Them Eat Walnuts. David Fahrenthold of the Washington Post takes a charitable view of Congress -- the poor things just don't know how to budget: "... sequestration [is] a policy that -- at least in theory -- cut the good and the bad equally. That created odd contrasts: Meals on Wheels was cut, and Army units reduced training; Washington kept paying for dubious expenses such as a plane that didn't fly, an airport with no passengers and farm subsidies in Manhattan. And a private industry's 'spokes-squirrel.' This month, Congress canceled sequestration's across-the-board cuts and gave itself another chance to demonstrate that legislators can make smarter, more judicious cuts. But so far, it has mainly demonstrated the power of old Washington habits, the political reflexes that make cutting government so hard." CW: If an inability to budget is Congress's problem, how come they have no trouble slashing programs to help the needy but rally 'round a program that is supposed to help wealthy walnut growers but has no proven effect?

New Yorker: "... Hendrik Hertzberg and Ryan Lizza join host Dorothy Wickenden to take a look back at the year in politics, with a particular focus on the news we can be happy about":

AP: "The number of reported sexual assaults across the U.S. military shot up by more than 50 percent this year, an increase that defense officials say may suggest that victims are becoming more willing to come forward. A tumultuous year of scandals shined a spotlight on the crimes and put pressure on the military to take aggressive action. According to early data obtained by The Associated Press, more than 5,000 reports of sexual assault were filed during the fiscal year that ended Sept. 30, compared to the 3,374 in 2012."

New York Times Editors: "Even if the new defense bill spurs progress in reducing the detainee population, the delivery of credible justice for those at the Guantánamo prison camp is far from complete."

David Kocieniewski of the New York Times: "... interviews with dozens of academics and traders, and a review of hundreds of emails and other documents involving two highly visible professors in the commodities field -- [Professor Craig] Pirrong [of the University of Houston] and Professor Scott H. Irwin at the University of Illinois -- show how major players on Wall Street and elsewhere have been aggressive in underwriting and promoting academic work [that benefits the businesses]. The efforts by the financial players, the interviews show, are part of a sweeping campaign to beat back regulation and shape policies that affect the prices that people around the world pay for essentials like food, fuel and cotton."

Illustration by Dale Stephanos for the Washington Post.Dave Barry's year in review, in the Washington Post Magazine: "It was the Year of the Zombies. Not in the sense of most of humanity dying from a horrible plague and then reanimating as mindless flesh-eating ghouls.... As bad as a zombie apocalypse would be, at least it wouldn't involve the resurrection of Anthony Weiner's most private part."

Robert O'Harrow of the Washington Post: "The Small Business Administration is moving to ban one of the government's most prominent small-business contractors from new federal work, saying that the firm provided false information about its ownership and operations, documents show. The SBA said it has information showing that Tysons Corner-based MicroTechnologies LLC and its founder, Anthony R. Jimenez, submitted 'false and misleading statements' in order to receive preferential treatment, according to a Dec. 20 letter from the agency to the company."

Patricia Murphy of the Daily Beast: "If Ted Cruz seems like a one-of-a-kind, give it time. A slew of young, hard-charging, Tea Party-endorsed Senate wannabes is looking to knock off the Republican establishment again in 2014. Some have better chances than others, but all have the unmistakable Cruzian commitment to refusing to toe the Republican Party line and make headlines while doing it." Murphy introduces us to the Cruz clones.

Dexter Filkins of the New Yorker: "Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, one of the most remarkable figures in the modern Middle East, is fast discovering that the authoritarian measures he has increasingly relied on to govern Turkey, and the cult of personality he has built around himself, are conspiring to bring about his political demise.... In recent years, intoxicated by his own ascent, Erdoğan began to act like a leader who believed that Turkey's success and his own could not be separated. " CW: Just another NonMandela. And a reminder we should be grateful for the 22nd Amendment.

Will This Story End Now? Please. Reuters: "Cable network A&E said on Friday it was bringing back family patriarch Phil Robertson to the hit reality show 'Duck Dynasty' after fans protested his suspension over anti-gay remarks and big-name corporate sponsors stuck by the series." ...

... Dave Nemetz of Yahoo! News: "Conservative groups that called for Robertson's reinstatement are applauding the move...." CW: Some of those "conservatives applauding the move" are probably unemployed people who will lose their benefits today & their food stamps tomorrow. Yep, it's more important to them that a crude rich guy keeps his job than that they themselves have enough to survive. People are stoopid. ...

... Richard Kim of the Nation: "... Duck Dynasty should get real. It should show Robertson being as homophobic as he pleases, in his home, his church, his community. The show's editors have previously been criticized for asking Robertson to not say 'Jesus' at the end of his prayers; they should now let him get his Jesus freak on.... And, as long as the show's producers 'guide' reality along, they should film Robertson interacting with actual gay people." CW: AND "actual black people," too, of the sort who sing the blues.

Local News

John Ingold of the Denver Post: "Denver's first recreational marijuana store owners picked up their city licenses Friday, the final step before opening on Jan. 1 among the first shops in the world approved to sell pot to all adults."

Marissa Lang of the Salt Lake Tribune: "In the week since a federal judge overturned Utah's ban on same-sex marriage, the number of weddings in the state has skyrocketed, shattering records and accruing thousands of dollars for Utah's 29 counties. As of close of business Thursday, more than 1,225 marriage licenses had been issued in Utah since last Friday, according to numbers obtained by The Salt Lake Tribune. Of those, at least 74 percent were issued to gay and lesbian couples." ...

... Brooke Adams of the Salt Lake Tribune: "The state of Utah has turned to outside counsel for help with its efforts to stop same-sex marriages, a move the office said Thursday would temporarily delay its application for a stay to the U.S. Supreme Court. The Attorney General's Office planned to file a stay request Thursday but said the application would be made on Friday or Monday as it coordinates with the outside firm, which it has not yet identified.... The stay appeal will be made to Justice Sonia Sotomayor, who is assigned oversight of the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals."

Rosalind Helderman of the Washington Post: Johnnie R. Williams, Sr., "the businessman at the heart of a federal investigation into Virginia Gov. Robert F. McDonnell (R), stepped down Friday as chief executive of Star Scientific Inc., the dietary supplement maker. The company has also been given permission by stockholders to look at changing its name, indicating that it might ditch Star Scientific Inc. in favor of Rock Creek Pharmaceuticals Inc."

News Ledes

CNN: Former President Bill Clinton will swear in New York City Mayor-Elect Bill de Blasio on January 1.

New York Times: "Four American military personnel assigned to the United States Embassy in Tripoli, Libya, were detained Friday and then released after being held for hours by the country's Interior Ministry, American officials said. The four were believed to have been reviewing potential evacuation routes for diplomats when they were detained...."