U.S. Senate Results

Republicans will regain the Senate majority. As of Thursday, November they hold 53 seats.

Unless otherwise indicated, the AP has called these races:

Arizona. Democratic Rep. Ruben Gallego is projected to have defeated the execrable Kari Lake.

California. Democratic Rep. Adam Schiff is projected to win. Schiff will have won both the general election and a special election to fill the seat of former Sen. Dianne Feinstein, deceased, which is currently held by Laphonza Butler, a "placeholder" appointed by Gov. Gavin Newsom (D). Schiff will be seated immediately.

Connecticut: Democrat Chris Murphy is projected to win re-election.

Delaware: Democrat Lisa Blunt is projected to win.

Florida: Republican Rick Scott is projected to win re-election.

Hawaii. Democratic Sen. Mazie Hirono is projected to win re-election.

Indiana: Republican Jim Banks is projected to win.

Maine: Independent Sen. Angus King is projected to win re-election. King caucuses with Democrats.

Maryland. Democrat Angela Alsobrooks is projected to win over former Republican Gov. Larry Hogan. Democratic Sen. Ben Cardin (D) is retiring.

Massachusetts: Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren is projected to win re-election.

Michigan: Democratic Rep. Elissa Slotkin is projected to win.

Minnesota. Democratic Sen. Amy Klobuchar is projected to win re-election.

Mississippi: Republican Roger Wicker is projected to win re-election.

Missouri. Republican Road Runner Sen. Josh Hawley is projected to win re-election.

Montana. Republican Tim Somebody-Shot-Me-Sometime Sheehy is projected to have defeated Sen. Jon Tester.

Nebraska. Republican Sen. Deb Fischer has held off a challenge from an Independent candidate.

Nebraska. Republican Sen. Pete Ricketts is projected to win re-election. This is a special election.

Nevada: Democratic Sen. Jacky Rosen is (at long last) projected to win re-election.

New Jersey: Democrat Rep. Andy Kim is projected to win the seat previously vacated by Democrat Bob Menendez, who resigned in disgrace after being convicted on federal bribery & corruption charges. Kim will be the first Korean-American to hold a U.S. Senate seat.

New Mexico. Democratic Sen. Martin Heinrich is projected to win re-election.

New York. Democratic Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand is projected to win re-election.

North Dakota. Republican Sen. Kevin Kramer is projected to win re-election.

Ohio. Republican Bernie Moreno is projected to have defeated Democratic Sen. Sherrod Brown. This is the second pick-up for Republicans Tuesday.

Pennsylvania. Republican Dave McCormick is projected to have defeated incumbent Democrat Bob Casey, although Casey has not conceded.

Rhode Island: Democrat Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse is projected to win re-election.

Tennessee: Republican Sen. Marsha Blackburn is projected to win re-election.

Texas: Republic Sen. Ted Cruz, the most unpopular U.S. senator, is projcted to win re-election.

Utah. Republican Rep. John Curtis is projected to win the seat currently held by Sen. Mitt Romney (R).

Vermont: Independent Sen. Bernie Sanders is projected to win re-election.

Virginia. Democratic Sen. Tim Kaine is projected by NBC News to win re-election.

Washington. Democratic Sen. Maria Cantwell is projected to win re-election.

West Virginia: Republican Gov. Jim Justice is projected to win the seat currently held by Independent Joe Manchin, who is retiring.

Wisconsin. Democratic Sen. Tammy Baldwin is projected to win re-election. Hurrah!

Wyoming. Republican Sen. John Barrasso is projected to win re-election.

U.S. House Results

By 7:45 am ET Monday, the AP had called 209 seats for Democrats & 218 seats for Republicans.

Gubernatorial Results

Delaware: Democrat Matt Meyer is projected to win.

Indiana: Republican Sen. Mike Braun is projected to win.

Montana. Horrible person Republican Gov. Greg Gianforte is projected to win re-election.

New Hampshire. Republican Kelly Ayotte, a former U.S. Senator is projected to win.

North Carolina. Democrat Josh Stein is projected to win, besting Trump-endorsed radical loon Mark Robinson.

North Dakota. Republican U.S. Rep. Kelly Armstrong is projected to win.

Utah. Republican Gov. Spencer Cox is projected to win re-election.

Vermont: Republican Phil Scott is projected to win re-election.

Washington: Democrat Bob Ferguson, the Washington State attorney general, is projected to win.

West Virginia: Republican Philip Morrisey is projected to win.

Other Results

Colorado. NBC News projects that the abortions-rights constitutional amendment will pass.

Florida. NBC News projected the abortion-rights state constitutional amendment will fail.

Georgia. Fani Willis is projected to win re-election as Fulton County District Attorney.

Missouri. The New York Times projects that Missouri voters have passed a measure to protect abortion rights.

Nebraska. New York Times: "A ballot amendment prohibiting abortion beyond the first three months of pregnancy passed in Nebraska, according to The Associated Press, outpolling a competing measure that would have established a right to abortion until fetal viability."

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The Ledes

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

New York Times: Married to each other for 54 years, two Democratic Missouri poll workers died together in an Election-Day flood.

New York Times: “Law enforcement officials have captured a man who was wanted for murder in rural Tennessee, ending a multistate manhunt in a bizarre case involving a suspicious emergency call, a false identity and a fake bear attack. Sheriff Tommy J. Jones II of Monroe County, Tenn., announced on Sunday that Nicholas Wayne Hamlett, 45, had been taken into custody in Columbia, S.C., more than three weeks after police found a dead body near a bridge on the Cherohala Skyway.... Mr. Hamlett faces first-degree murder charges related to the death of Steven Douglas Lloyd, 34, of Knoxville, Tenn.... Mr. Lloyd’s body was discovered by the police as they responded to a 911 call made on Oct. 18. The caller, who had identified himself as Brandon Kristopher Andrade, told the dispatcher that he had been chased off a cliff by a bear, leaving him injured and partially submerged in the water. When the police arrived at the scene, they found a deceased man with the ID of Mr. Andrade. But the injuries on the body, the sheriff’s office said, weren’t consistent with a bear attack or a fall. And neither the deceased man nor the 911 caller, they determined, were Mr. Andrade. It was a case of stolen identity, and Mr. Andrade’s name had been used on multiple occasions in other fraudulent schemes.”

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Washington Post: "Americans can again order free rapid coronavirus tests by mail, the Biden administration announced Thursday. People can request four free at-home tests per household through covidtests.gov. They will begin shipping Monday. The move comes ahead of an expected winter wave of coronavirus cases. The September revival of the free testing program is in line with the Biden administration’s strategy to respond to the coronavirus as part of a broader public health campaign to protect Americans from respiratory viruses, including influenza and respiratory syncytial virus (RSV), that surge every fall and winter. But free tests were not mailed during the summer wave, which wastewater surveillance data shows is now receding."

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New York Times: “Chris Wallace, a veteran TV anchor who left Fox News for CNN three years ago, announced on Monday that he was leaving his post to venture into the streaming or podcasting worlds.... He said his decision to leave CNN at the end of his three-year contract did not come from discontent. 'I have nothing but positive things to say. CNN was very good to me,' he said.”

New York Times: In a collection of memorabilia filed at New York City's Morgan Library, curator Robinson McClellan discovered the manuscript of a previously unknown waltz by Frédéric Chopin. Jeffrey Kallberg, a Chopin scholar at the University of Pennsylvania as well as other experts authenticated the manuscript. Includes video of Lang Lang performing the short waltz. ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: The Times article goes into some of Chopin's life in Paris at the time he wrote the waltz, but it doesn't mention that he helped make ends meet by giving piano lessons. I know this because my great grandmother was one of his students. If her musical talent were anything like mine, those particular lessons would have been painful hours for Chopin.

New York Times: “Improbably, [the political/celebrity magazine] George[, originally a project by John F. Kennedy, Jr.] is back, with the same logo and the same catchy slogan: 'Not just politics as usual.' This time, though, a QAnon conspiracy theorist and passionate Trump fan is its editor in chief.... It is a reanimation story bizarre enough for a zombie movie, made possible by the fact that the original George trademark lapsed, only to be secured by a little-known conservative lawyer named Thomas D. Foster.”

Washington Post: “Comedy news outlet the Onion — reinvigorated by new ownership over this year — is bringing back its once-popular video parodies of cable news. But this time, there’s someone with real news anchor experience in the chair. When the first episodes appear online Monday, former WAMU and MSNBC host Joshua Johnson will be the face of the resurrected 'Onion News Network.' Playing an ONN anchor character named Dwight Richmond, Johnson says he’s bringing a real anchor’s sense of clarity — and self-importance — to the job. 'If ONN is anything, it’s a news organization that is so unaware of its own ridiculousness that it has the confidence of a serial killer,' says Johnson, 44.” ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: I'll be darned if I can figured out how to watch ONN. If anybody knows, do tell. Thanks.

Washington Post: “First came the surprising discovery that Earth’s atmosphere is leaking. But for roughly 60 years, the reason remained a mystery. Since the late 1960s, satellites over the poles detected an extremely fast flow of particles escaping into space — at speeds of 20 kilometers per second. Scientists suspected that gravity and the magnetic field alone could not fully explain the stream. There had to be another source creating this leaky faucet. It turns out the mysterious force is a previously undiscovered global electric field, a recent study found. The field is only about the strength of a watch battery — but it’s enough to thrust lighter ions from our atmosphere into space. It’s also generated unlike other electric fields on Earth. This newly discovered aspect of our planet provides clues about the evolution of our atmosphere, perhaps explaining why Earth is habitable. The electric field is 'an agent of chaos,' said Glyn Collinson, a NASA rocket scientist and lead author of the study. 'It undoes gravity.... Without it, Earth would be very different.'”

The New York Times lists Emmy winners. The AP has an overview story here.

New York Times: “Hvaldimir, a beluga whale who had captured the public’s imagination since 2019 after he was spotted wearing a harness seemingly designed for a camera, was found dead on Saturday in Norway, according to a nonprofit that worked to protect the whale.... [Hvaldimir] was wearing a harness that identified it as “equipment” from St. Petersburg. There also appeared to be a camera mount. Some wondered if the whale was on a Russian reconnaissance mission. Russia has never claimed ownership of the whale. If Hvaldimir was a spy, he was an exceptionally friendly one. The whale showed signs of domestication, and was comfortable around people. He remained in busier waters than are typical for belugas....” ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: Oh, Lord, do not let Bobby Kennedy, Jr., near that carcass. ~~~

     ~~~ AP Update: “There’s no evidence that a well-known beluga whale that lived off Norway’s coast and whose harness ignited speculation it was a Russian spy was shot to death last month as claimed by animal rights groups, Norwegian police said Monday.... Police said that the Norwegian Veterinary Institute conducted a preliminary autopsy on the animal, which was become known as 'Hvaldimir,' combining the Norwegian word for whale — hval — and the first name of Russian President Vladimir Putin. 'There are no findings from the autopsy that indicate that Hvaldimir has been shot,' police said in a statement.”

New York Times: Botswana's “President Mokgweetsi Masisi grinned as he lifted the diamond, a 2,492-carat stone that is the biggest diamond unearthed in more than a century and the second-largest ever found, according to the Vancouver-based mining operator Lucara, which owns the mine where it was found. This exceptional discovery could bring back the luster of the natural diamond mining industry, mining companies and experts say. The diamond was discovered in the same relatively small mine in northeastern Botswana that has produced several of the largest such stones in living memory. Such gemstones typically surface as a result of volcanic activity.... The diamond will likely sell in the range of tens of millions of dollars....”

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~~~ Guardian: "On a distant reef 16,000km from Paris, surfer Gabriel Medina has given Olympic viewers one of the most memorable images of the Games yet, with an airborne celebration so well poised it looked too good to be true. The Brazilian took off a thundering wave at Teahupo’o in Tahiti on Monday, emerging from a barrelling section before soaring into the air and appearing to settle on a Pacific cloud, pointing to the sky with biblical serenity, his movements mirrored precisely by his surfboard. The shot was taken by Agence France-Presse photographer Jérôme Brouillet, who said “the conditions were perfect, the waves were taller than we expected”. He took the photo while aboard a boat nearby, capturing the surreal image with such accuracy that at first some suspected Photoshop or AI." 

 

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The Conversation -- August 11, 2023

Perry Stein & David Nakamura of the Washington Post: "Attorney General Merrick Garland on Friday appointed U.S. Attorney David Weiss of Delaware as special counsel in the ongoing investigation into Hunter Biden's tax case, a move that appeared aimed at rebutting Republican criticism that the process had been politicized. Garland made the surprise announcement during a midday news conference at Justice Department headquarters in Washington. The appointment of Weiss, an appointee of former president Donald Trump who began the investigation of President Biden's son in 2018 and has continued to lead the prosecution under Garland, would give him broad authority and, presumably, distance the attorney general from some key decisions in the case. Justice officials said Weiss requested to be named as special counsel on Tuesday, and Garland agreed. Weiss will hold this position while he continues to serve as U.S. attorney in Delaware, Garland said." The NBC News story is here. ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: Seems excessive to me, but reasonable, given House Republicans' cries of "conspiracy!" and Keystone Cops-style "investigations" of Everything Hunter. Let's see how well it worked: ~~~

     ~~~ From the New York Times liveblog in developments of the Hunter Biden case: "Representative James Comer, the oversight committee chairman in the House..., sees the appointment of a special counsel as a way to protect the president's son. 'This move by Attorney General Garland is part of the Justice Department's efforts to attempt a Biden family coverup,' he said in a statement." ~~~

     ~~~ Scott Wong & Kate Santaliz of NBC News: "House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, had previously called on Garland to name a special counsel in the case. But on Friday, Jordan's team also took aim at [David] Weiss, who was nominated by ... Donald Trump to serve as U.S. attorney in Delaware and stayed on under President Joe Biden.... 'David Weiss can't be trusted and this is just a new way to whitewash the Biden family's corruption,' said Jordan spokesman Russell Dye." MB: In case it never dawned on you (ha ha) that nothing will satisfy, here's the proof: (1) Jordan whines that Garland must appoint special counsel; (2) Garland appoints special counsel nominated by Donald Trump; (3) Jordan whines that Trump-nominated, Garland-appointed special counsel cannot be trusted.

Monica Alba & Carol Lee of NBC News: "Attorneys for President Joe Biden and the special counsel appointed to investigate his handling of classified documents have been negotiating for about a month over the terms under which he would be interviewed, two people familiar with the matter said. Discussions between Biden's lawyers and special counsel Robert Hur's office are focused on how, when and where the interview might take place, as well as the scope of the questions, these people said. They stressed that the negotiations are ongoing and that no agreement has been reached."

I see the possibility for a lot of problems here. -- Judge Tanya Chutkan, on Donald Trump's potential of intimidating witnesses & influencing jurors ~~~

~~~ Glenn Thrush & Alan Feuer of the New York Times: "The federal judge overseeing ... Donald J. Trump's prosecution on charges of seeking to overturn the 2020 election rejected his request on Friday to be able to speak broadly about evidence and witnesses -- and warned Mr. Trump she would take necessary 'measures' to keep him from intimidating witnesses or tainting potential jurors. The caution from the judge, Tanya S. Chutkan, came during a 90-minute hearing in Federal District Court in Washington to discuss the scope of a protective order over the discovery evidence in Mr. Trump's case, a typically routine step in criminal matters. Judge Chutkan said she planned to impose the order but agreed to a modification requested by the Trump legal team that it apply only to 'sensitive' materials and not all evidence turned over to the defense.

“She concluded the hearing with a blunt warning to Mr. Trump, and an unmistakable reference to a recent social media post in which he warned, 'If you go after me, I'm coming after you!' -- a statement his spokesman later said was aimed at political opponents and not at people involved in the case. 'I do want to issue a general word of caution -- I intend to ensure the orderly administration of justice in this case as I would in any other case, and even arguably ambiguous statements by the parties or their counsel,' she said, could be considered an attempt to 'intimidate witnesses or prejudice potential jurors,' triggering the court to take action.... Judge Chutkan ... made it clear -- within minutes of ascending the bench -- that she intended to view Mr. Trump primarily as a defendant rather than a political figure, and suggested she sided with the government's push for a speedy trial.... The judge described Mr. Trump's candidacy as 'a day job,' like [any other] defendant." The CBS News report is here. Politico's story is here.~~~

     ~~~ A copy of the protective order, via NBC News, is here. ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: It took less than 24 hours for Trump to defy a magistrate judge's order that imposed restrictions on him. Let's see how long it takes him to try a stunt to cross Chutkan. ~~~

Natalie Allison of Politico: "Chanting 'Ron DeFascist' and 'pudding fingers' on a megaphone while ringing cowbells, two protesters effectively cut short the Florida governor's first campaign stop of the day at a large roadside rock painted for war veterans.... At the DeSantis event, Kara Ryan of Des Moines said she and her aunt, Heather Ryan, were there on behalf of a political action committee called 'Bitches Get Stuff Done,' that supports abortion rights."

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Paul McLeary, et al., of Politico: "The Biden administration is asking congressional leaders for about $40 billion in new emergency spending, a request that's sure to intensify this fall's already arduous government funding fight. The cash that President Joe Biden requested formally on Thursday includes more than $24 billion in aid to Ukraine, $12 billion to replenish a dwindling pot of federal disaster relief and $4 billion to address issues at the southern border, like shelter and services for migrants and counter-fentanyl efforts." If you wanna know the real reason President Biden needs so much money for Ukraine, see Phillip Nieto's post, linked under "Presidential Race 2024."

Farnaz Fassihi & Michael Shear of the New York Times: "The United States and Iran have reached an agreement to win the freedom of five imprisoned Americans in exchange for several jailed Iranians and the unfreezing of about $6 billion in Iranian oil revenue, according to several people familiar with the deal. As a first step in the agreement, which comes after more than two years of quiet negotiations, Iran has released into house arrest five Iranian American dual citizens, according to the lawyer for one of the prisoners." (Also linked yesterday.)

** Mr. Potato Head, Fake Senator. Glenn Kessler of the Washington Post: Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) does not live in Alabama. Property records, campaign finance statements, a promotional video Mr. Potato Head cut for ESPN in 2017, and his own statement during his campaign for Senate declaring himself a "carpetbagger," show that he lives now and has lived for decades in a $3 million, 4,000-sq-ft. home in Santa Rosa Beach, Florida, a town in the Florida panhandle. He owns no legal residence in Alabama. "Under the U.S. Constitution, senators are required to be 'an inhabitant' of the state when elected, so residency requirements can be minimal." (Also linked yesterday.) ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: Kessler doesn't address Florida tax records, but it would be interesting to check property tax records. Florida's "Save Our Homes" tax law is extremely favorable to state residents, as it limits the amount property taxes can be raised each to three percent of the current tax, while taxes on non-residents can increase to the assessed valuation of the property every year. On a $3MM house, that means thousands of dollars in tax savings each year. It is necessary to swear to Florida residency every year, and provide other proofs -- like voting in Florida and registering your vehicles in Florida. If Tuberville declared Florida residency to receive this tax break, he's burnt potato. Florida property tax records are public.

Maggie Astor of the New York Times: "Senator Joe Manchin III, Democrat of West Virginia, told a local news station on Thursday that he 'would think very seriously' about leaving the Democratic Party and becoming an independent." (Also linked yesterday.)

Trump Crime Family News

Happy New Year, Donald! Alan Feuer of the New York Times: "The prosecutors overseeing the indictment of ... Donald J. Trump on charges of conspiring to overturn the 2020 election asked a judge on Thursday to set a trial date in the case for early January, laying out an aggressive schedule for the proceeding. In a motion filed to Judge Tanya S. Chutkan, who is presiding over the case in Federal District Court in Washington, the prosecutors said they were ready not only to go to trial on Jan. 2, but were also poised to give Mr. Trump's lawyers the bulk of their discovery evidence in the next two weeks or so. The prosecutors further proposed that Mr. Trump's lawyers submit their first pretrial motions in not much more than a month." (Also linked yesterday.)

Charlie Savage of the New York Times: "... Donald J. Trump and a longtime aide, Walt Nauta, pleaded not guilty on Thursday to additional criminal charges in the case accusing Mr. Trump of illegally holding on to secret national security documents after leaving office and conspiring to obstruct the government's efforts to retrieve them. The plea for Mr. Trump, who did not appear at the federal courthouse in Fort Pierce, Fla., was entered by one of his lawyers.... Carlos De Oliveira ... [who] was accused of conspiring to delete the security footage ... appeared at the hearing, though [his] arraignment was delayed until he finds local representation.... The magistrate judge, Shaniek Mills Maynard, scheduled Mr. De Oliveira's arraignment for 10 a.m. on Tuesday, rejecting a suggestion that it be postponed until Aug. 25." CNN's report is here. (Also linked yesterday.)

Marie: Re: Trump's motion to have a SCIF placed on his Mar-a-Lago property, Joyce Vance said on MSNBC Thursday that the Court (that would be Judge Cannon) has no authority to tell the intelligence community where to locate SCIFs, much less to order the government to pay for construction and 24-hour security for the SCIF.

Adam Liptak of the New York Times: "Two prominent conservative law professors have concluded that Donald J. Trump is ineligible to be president under a provision of the Constitution that bars people who have engaged in an insurrection from holding government office. The professors are active members of the Federalist Society, the conservative legal group, and proponents of originalism, the method of interpretation that seeks to determine the Constitution's original meaning. The professors -- William Baude of the University of Chicago and Michael Stokes Paulsen of the University of St. Thomas -- studied the question for more than a year and detailed their findings in a long article to be published next year in The University of Pennsylvania Law Review.... [Baude] summarized the article's conclusion: 'Donald Trump cannot be president -- cannot run for president, cannot become president, cannot hold office -- unless two-thirds of Congress decides to grant him amnesty for his conduct on Jan. 6.'

"The provision in question is Section 3 of the 14th Amendment. Adopted after the Civil War, it bars those who had taken an oath 'to support the Constitution of the United States' from holding office if they then 'shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.' Congress can remove the prohibition, the provision says, but only by a two-thirds vote in each House.... The [professors'] article concluded that ... 'The bottom line is that Donald Trump both "engaged in" "insurrection or rebellion" and gave "aid or comfort" to others engaging in such conduct, within the original meaning of those terms as employed in Section 3 of the 14th Amendment."

     ~~~ Marie: If January 6, 2021, was the worst day in modern American history, just wait for December 17, 2024, and January 6, 2025. Election law expert Rick Hasen said on MSNBC that if Donald Trump should be the apparent winner of the 2024 presidential race, Democrats well might rise up and oppose the slates of Electors of every state in which he won the popular vote because, under the Constitution, he is not eligible to hold public office.

Susie Madrak of Crooks & Liars: "Frank Figliuzzi, who was a former assistant director for counterintelligence at the FBI, talked about the possibility that Trump would have to repay his donors for money collected under false pretenses. Via Newsweek: 'This isn't over yet. When you raise millions based on a fraudulent claim, you've committed a crime. And, you just might have to give those millions back,' Figliuzzi wrote." Madrak characterizes this as the worst possible outcome for Trump among his many legal perils. MB: I still think the worst possible outcome is Trump's getting convicted & sentenced to jail in Georgia, then losing all his appeals. And an elderly fat guy with 24-hour Secret Service protection might have a hard time absconding to Saudi Arabia before the cuffs are snapped shut.

This Is a Surprise. Dan Mangan of CNBC: "The social media company owned by ... Donald Trump in March tipped off the FBI about threats made by a Utah man who was fatally shot Wednesday by FBI agents as they attempted to arrest him for threatening to kill President Joe Biden, NBC News reported. Truth Social notified the FBI after Craig Deleeuw Robertson posted a threat to kill Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg Jr., according to a senior law enforcement official...."

Trump Aide Follows Trump's "Grab 'em by the Pussy" Style. Ryan Randazzo of the Arizona Republic: "A woman says Boris Epshteyn, a special adviser to Donald Trump, repeatedly groped her and her sister inside a Scottsdale nightclub in 2021, according to police body camera footage obtained by The Arizona Republic.... 'Touching her chest, touching her hips, touching her crotch,' the woman told police just before police ordered Epshteyn ... to sit on a nearby curb that was strewn with chewing gum and cigarette butts. Epshteyn was charged with 'assault touching,' 'attempted sexual abuse,' 'harassment-repeated acts' and 'disorderly conduct-disruptive behavior or fighting.' The first three charges were dismissed, but Epshteyn pleaded guilty in Scottsdale City Court to disorderly conduct and served probation. The conviction was set aside by the court in January 2023." (Also linked yesterday.) ~~~

     ~~~ Oh, Lordy, there's a tape. Mediaite has body-cam footage of Boris' arrest. For some reason, Boris really objected to sitting down on the curb, as the police ordered him to do.

Martin Pengelly of the Guardian: "Conservative US supreme court justice Clarence Thomas has been condemned for maintaining 'unprecedented' and 'shameless' links to rightwing benefactors, after ProPublica published new details of his acceptance of undeclared gifts including 38 vacations and expensive sports tickets." Pramila Jayapal, a Washington state Democrat and chair of the Congressional Progressive Caucus, rendered an especially damning verdict. 'Unprecedented. Stunning. Disgusting. The height of hypocrisy to wear the robes of a [supreme court justice] and take undisclosed gifts from billionaires who benefit from your decisions. 38 free vacations. Yachts. Luxury mansions. Skyboxes at events. Resign,' she posted. From the Senate, Dick Durbin of Illinois, the Democratic judiciary committee chair, said: 'The latest ... revelation of unreported lavish gifts to Justice Clarence Thomas makes it clear: these are not merely ethical lapses. This is a shameless lifestyle underwritten for years by a gaggle of fawning billionaires.'"

Presidential Race 2024

Phillip Nieto of Mediaite: "CNN Anchor John King told colleague Dana Bash that speaking to Iowa Republican voters about their opposition to Ukraine was like watching of 'an old Tucker Carlson show.' King sat down with GOP voters in The Hawkeye State and asked them to raise their hands if they support Ukraine in the fight against Vladimir Putin. None of the voters at the table raised their hands. Throughout their conversation with King, the Iowa Republicans claimed they believe the reason the United States and other NATO countries are giving so much support to Ukraine is to cover up Hunter Biden's alleged corruption." MB: The only reason I support Ukraine sovereignty is to keep President Zelensky from spilling the Burisma beans. Those Republican voters really know how to connect the dots: billions in support of Ukraine ... Hunter Biden!


Alabama. Remy Tumin
of the New York Times: "Four people have turned themselves in to the police and have been charged with assault in connection with a brawl that broke out along the waterfront in Montgomery, Ala., last weekend, officials said, as the investigation into the racially charged melee continues. The arrests came days after a group of white boaters attacked a Black riverboat cruise captain on Saturday. Warrants for three of the boaters were issued on Tuesday, and the Montgomery police had asked them during a news conference to come forward."

Florida. Chris Geidner, the Law Dork: Ron "DeSantis is implementing the imperial presidency, writ small.... Ron DeSantis ... does not think that local voters' choices need to be respected -- and can be outright ignored -- if their votes result in the election of officeholders whose policy preferences differ from those of Ron DeSantis. On Wednesday, DeSantis made that clear by, for a second time, ignoring the will of the voters and suspending an elected prosecutor from office because he disagrees with their policy choices.... Between the two suspensions, DeSantis has rendered 3.3 million Floridians without their elected choice of prosecutor.... Ron DeSantis does not believe in democracy...."

Marie: This relates to a Comments exchange. It turns out I'm not the only one who can picture DeSantis in a Mickey Mouse cap:

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News Lede

AP: "Maui residents who made desperate escapes from oncoming flames, some on foot, asked why Hawaii's famous emergency warning system didn't alert them as fires raced toward their homes. Hawaii emergency management records show no indication that warning sirens were triggered before a devastating wildfire killed at least 55 people and wiped out a historic town, officials confirmed Thursday. Hawaii boasts what the state describes as the largest integrated outdoor all-hazard public safety warning system in the world, with about 400 sirens positioned across the island chain to alert people to various natural disasters and other threats. But many of Lahaina's survivors said in interviews at evacuation centers that they didn't hear any sirens and only realized they were in danger when they saw flames or heard explosions nearby.' ~~~

     ~~~ The AP's live updates are here. The New York Times' live updates are here.

Reader Comments (24)

Muttering about Manchin:

If Manchin were not so tightly tied to fossil fuels--and living in W. Virginia as he does I understand why he is--he might make more sense. As it is, he seldom even pretends to.

Instead, to justify his dance with No Labels (and to get is name back in the news) he posits a Far Left pulling the strings, a hysterical claim in the face of the Biden administration's demonstrably moderate policies. The extremes are on the Right, only one of which is continued support for fossil fuel use come Hell or high water.

And now that I think of it, thanks to fossil fuel use, he and we are getting both.

Manchins' posturing reminds me of the earnest pleasings of Joe Lieberman who was so tightly tied to the medical-industrial complex that he was a major reason our health insurance system, despite the ACA, is still busted.

Independent, my foot! The guys are anything but. They are owned.

August 10, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterKen Winkes

August 11 is National Kool Aid Day. But it seems like a lot of
those R's have been drinking it since trump came on the scene.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterForrestMorris

TESTING FOR VOTERS:
A few days ago I happened to come across a bit from a speech by Vivek Ramaswamy and it curled my hair! Today in the Times Jamelle Bouie's hair not only curled but was set on fire.

"Vivek Ramaswamy is a 38-year-old investor and former pharmaceutical executive who wants to be the Republican nominee for president. He’s not ahead by any means, but he’s doing better than you might expect. If Donald Trump dominates the field and Ron DeSantis is the far runner-up, then Ramaswamy is the candidate poised to rise if the Florida governor falls further behind.
Ramaswamy is “anti-woke,” condemns Juneteenth as a “useless” holiday and says that “diversity is not our strength.” He thinks climate activism is a “cult” and wants to send the military to the border with Mexico. He wants to unravel the so-called deep state, thinks the Trump indictments are politically motivated, and won’t say whether, if he were in Mike Pence’s shoes, he would have refused the former president’s demand to overturn the 2020 election results"

But the clinker is how he wants to change our voting system. Read on and weep:

.https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/11/opinion/vivek-ramaswamy-voting-rights.html

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterP.D.Pepe

Okay, my attempt to add to the conversation…

By chance, I heard yesterday that the mostly unknown musician/laborer, Sixto Rodriguez, passed away. The award winning documentary about his life , “Searching for Sugarman”, was released in 2012. I was aware of the documentary at the time, but upon learning of his death yesterday, I watched it last night. He lived a hard life in the Detroit area, and was a very talented, accomplished singer. He apparently was mostly unknown in the United States, but was a hero in South Africa among people opposed to apartheid. The lyrics of his songs inspired people to push back against the establishment, and expressed the reality of life for hard laborers. The documentary shined a light on Rodriguez, and resulted in concert tours, including 7 sold out nights in South Africa.

Trailer for documentary: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEaCDxjmPNg)

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/09/arts/music/sixto-rodriguez-dead.html?searchResultPosition=1

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterJulie

Seymour Hersch has been one of my heroes since Vietnam. My problem with the Democratic Party is that once you have eliminated the crazy GOP from voting consideration, all that's left is the party that so far has included Lieberman and Manchin. Hersch is convinced that the US, with the collusion of the Scandanavian countries, blew up the Nord Stream pipelines during the Biden Presidency. In "HAROLD PINTER HAD IT RIGHT," he lays out the baleful consequences of that sabotage for Germany, where the country is facing deindustrialization and unacceptable due to the loss of cheap natural gas.

https://seymourhersh.substack.com/p/harold-pinter-had-it-right

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterJack Mahoney

The Supreme Grifter

The Supreme Court’s resident recipient of lavish luxury—and illegally undisclosed—vacations (well, one of them), Clarence Thomas, is at it again. Or rather has been at it regularly for a very loooong time.

Thomas once whined that the job of Supreme Court Justice wasn’t worth doing for the money, but it was worth doing for the principle. Principle being dozens and dozens of luxury vacations, 38 counted so far, but that is likely a woeful undercount, paid for by billionaires cozying up to Thomas with the idea of getting favorable treatment by the court, at his behest (which many have).

“At least 38 destination vacations, including a previously unreported voyage on a yacht around the Bahamas; 26 private jet flights, plus an additional eight by helicopter; a dozen VIP passes to professional and college sporting events, typically perched in the skybox; two stays at luxury resorts in Florida and Jamaica; and one standing invitation to an uber-exclusive golf club overlooking the Atlantic coast.”

On several junkets, Thomas and Our Lady of Government Overthrow, Ginni, were fetched off to billionaire heaven in a 737 sent by one of their many benefactors.

This latest Pro Publica investigation shows Thomas, In addition to enjoying the fruits of grifting on a galactic scale, assisting wealthy right-wing organizations by throwing fundraising galas at the FUCKING SUPREME COURT itself.

Can little Johnny Roberts really say he had no idea any of this was happening?

It’s a hair raising piece, but we all know nothing will be done about it. Thomas is the go-to guy for wealthy wingers. It’s well known that he can be bought. Just fly him and his grifting wife to Jamaica for a few weeks, and all will be well. Thomas is the guy the traitors looked to in their attempt to install Herr Drumpf against the wishes of American voters. A recent memo attests to the schemers’ belief that if they could let Clarence know what they needed, he would be happy to help out. After all, his wife was buddies with traitor John Eastman.

This is worse than banana republic crap. At least in those countries no one hides the corruption. But here, the court itself, the Chief Justice! sez nothing to see here, and the right-wing media echo chamber characterizes the investigations into the grifting by Thomas and King Alito as unfair attempts by evil liberals to sully the Nazi court’s good name.

Sorry, douchebags, that name has been plunged into the toilet long ago. We’re just now finding out how much excrement covers it.

As the article concludes, with Thomas (and Alito), it’s pay to play.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus

AK, I beg to differ about Thomas. You pointed out that Thomas once said that the SC doesn't pay well enough, so my theory is that through the years he has threatened to hold out like Nick Bosa or Le'Veon Bell unless someone meets his price. "Listening to those broads can drive a man crazy, and the locker room doesn't even have quality shampoo." Knowing that Thomas can be counted on to defend unregulated capitalism, sexism, and racism, those who appreciate his point of view merely have to make sure that he doesn't retire early.

As for the Dread Justice Roberts, I have never trusted his perpetual innocent look. The forces that have crippled unions and created an unprecedented gap between worker wages and top exec pay need harmless-looking frontmen to hide their perfidy. We can't blame Citizens United on Thomas or Alito, although Scalia helped, and we can't blame the continued assault on the actual wording of the Second Amendment on a Justice's vacations. Nor can we credit America's Guest with Roberts's proclamation that racism no longer exists across the land. Think of the trips and tickets and good champagne as the sort of perks that don't have to be reported under the salary cap.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterJack Mahoney

The "How was your time off?" sounds much more exciting at the Supreme Court. I'm sure we all have had the problem of clarifying whether we were talking about the same super yacht trip as we mentioned last week /s.
You know Alito and Thomas have been comparing the $ize$ of their luxury packages.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterRAS

@ ForrestMorris As for National Koolaid day, was 18 November already taken? I've heard that a cheap local substitute was actually used, but Koolaid has become a generic term for sweet sugary drinks.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterBobby Lee

@Bobby Lee: Yes, November 18 is Mickey Mouse Day.

Wonder how DeSantis will celebrate that one.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterForrestMorris

AK: this stood out after reading that long piece you posted.

[David] ".Sokol, who has written extensively about American exceptionalism and the virtues of free enterprise, minimized slavery and systemic racism, some felt. He then criticized President Joe Biden’s student loan forgiveness plan, arguing Biden had overstepped the government’s authority, according to a recording of the speech obtained by ProPublica.

“It’s going to get overturned by the Supreme Court,” Sokol predicted, echoing a common legal commentary.

He was right. This summer, the court struck down Biden’s student loan forgiveness plan. Thomas voted in the majority."

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterP.D.Pepe

@P.D.Pepe: Yeah, it's way easier to "predict" how the Supreme Court will rule if you can just call up your new friend Clarence and ask him.

@Forrest Morris: Really funny, your wondering how DeSantolini will celebrate National Mickey Mouse Day. On the other hand, it is so easy to imagine him wearing a cap with big mouse ears. It seems so fitting. If there's any justice, and Disney wins the dueling lawsuits filed by Florida & Disney, I hope one of the conditions of the settlement is that DeSantis has to wear a Mickey Mouse cap for a week.

August 11, 2023 | Registered CommenterMarie Burns

Jack,

Your comparison of Thomas the Grifter with holdouts like Bosa and Bell (where is Bell today? Palookaville.) is apt. All three were under contract, meaning they signed on the dotted line and agreed to do X for a payment of Y. Then they said “Sorry. I’m not a man of my word. My signature means nothing. Gimme more.”

I was thinking (but didn’t say so) that when Thomas cried poor mouth it was a not very veiled invitation to the money men who’d love to have influence over Court decisions, or at the very least get “insider trading” tips from a guy on the inside as to what might be coming down the pike, cases coming before the Court, and how they might be handled.

So even though he signed a contract, with the Court and the American people to administer the law without prejudice or favor, and he agreed to do it for the going rate (almost a quarter million a year, plus benefits), he sent up a flare to signal the deep pocket guys that for a significant bump in his “contract”, he’d be happy to make their principles his own.

Maybe, like Le Veon Bell, he’ll one day find himself out of a job considering a career as some cut rate palooka. But I wouldn’t hold my breath. Bell could run the ball, but Thomas helped killed reproductive rights without breaking a sweat.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus

Marie wrote:

“I hope one of the conditions of the settlement [with Disney] is that DeSantis has to wear a Mickey Mouse cap for a week.”

I’d add “…and in all televised presidential debates”.

“The next question is for you Governor Mickey, er, I mean DeSantis. And here it is…is Goofy a man or a dog? He looks like a dog but he wears pants and drives a car. You have two minutes.”

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus

And while we’re on the subject of holding out for more…

Joe Manchin. I don’t actually see him running for President, he knows that’s a loser’s roll. But he, along with the RFK, Jr. and Cornel West, could siphon off enough votes from Biden to hand the presidency (along with plenty of voter intimidation and R finagling) to the Orange Monster.

But here’s the thing. Trump won’t be repaying such efforts on his part. Manchin will get the back of his hand. He stands to get more by blackmailing Biden and the Democrats. And by going independent (independent, my ass), he can make himself the decider in close votes, an ersatz Vice President, if you will.

I hold out very little hope for this next idea because Democrats, when woken up with the house on fire, say “Call the fire department” and go back to sleep. But were they on top of things, they’d pull out all the stops to rack up at least two or three more senate seats. Then they can tell Manchin to tell his story walkin’.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus

When I was growing up (somewhat) Mickey Mouse has a long, long
tail.
About 50 or so years ago, he became 'woke' and got rid of the tail.
No more tail for DeSantis.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterForrestMorris

@ForrestMorris: There may be no more tail on/for Mickey but meanwhile DeSantis is telling loads of tales about the value of slavery to the enslaved. Funny nothing is mentioned about the value added to the wealth of the enslavers.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterBobby Lee

Who are the real parents of Huey, Dewey and Louie? They call Mickey Mouse "Unca Mickey". What do they call Minnie? And, if a talking mouse has no tail, is it a mouse? And why wear gloves but no pants?

So many questions.

But, we know this, sure as god made green apples -- Rhonda Santis is way over his head in quicksand.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterPatrick

@Patrick: Huey, Dewey and Louie are the triplet sons of Donald's
sister, Della. Della was married to Mr. Duck.
Guess they ran out of names when they got to Mr. Duck.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterForrestMorris

P.S. There's a company in Indiana that ships precooked, roasted
half ducks. They're really good. Just reheat and serve.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterForrestMorris

I see the appt. of a special prosecutor for the Hunter Biden investigation as a case of put up or shut up moments for the R's.

So far, the R's have been unable to back up their Hunter accusations with any solid evidence. Granted, Hunter hardly meets high standards of conduct, which places him firmly in the same world as many so called "businessmen," including those who think they are "smart" to avoid paying taxes...

I suspect the R's won't like this move insofar as it blunts their cries of Biden influence peddling and corruption. If a special counsel appointed by Republicans, who has already investigated Hunter for four years can't find more dirt than an illegal gun purchase and late tax payment, oh, what will those blowhards do?

Blow harder, I guess. Certainly not hand over evidence uncovered to the special prosecutor as the House Jan. 6 committee eventually did.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterKen Winkes

The nothing burger special being served up on a regular basis by the GQP Regarding their Inspector Clouseau investigations of Hunter Biden, with blockbuster “evidence” and star witnesses disappearing as they are revealed to be secret agents for China reminds me of Monty Python’s famous Cheese Shop sketch wherein a customer looking to purchase cheese is stymied at every turn.

If you replace the requests for various cheeses with requests for evidence of the Hunter and Joe Biden crime family, and substitute Jim Comer for Wensleydale, the cheese shop owner, you’ll see what I mean (slightly edited for length):

Customer: Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

Wenslydale: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?

Customer: Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester.

Wenslydale: I'm, afraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.

Customer: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit?

Wenslydale: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.

Customer: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please.

Wenslydale: Ah! It's beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.

Customer: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?

Wenslydale: Sorry, sir.

Customer: Red Windsor?

Wenslydale: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.

Customer: Ah. Stilton?

Wenslydale: Sorry.

Customer: Ementhal? Gruyere?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Lipta?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Lancashire?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: White Stilton?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Danish Brew?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Double Goucester?

Wenslydale: (pause) No.

Customer: Cheshire?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Dorset Bluveny?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Camenbert, perhaps?

Wenslydale: Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir.

Customer: (surprised) You do! Excellent.

Wenslydale: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...

Customer: Oh, I like it runny.

Wenslydale: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.

Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!

Wenslydale: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.

Customer: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

Wenslydale: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)

Customer: What now?

Wenslydale: The cat's eaten it.

Customer: Gouda?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Edam?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Case Ness?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Smoked Austrian?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Japanese Sage Darby?

Wenslydale: No, sir.

Customer: You...do *have* some cheese, don't you?

Wenslydale: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. We've got--
Customer: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

Customer: Danish Bimbo,

Wenslydale: no

Customer: Czech sheep's milk,

Wenslydale: no

Customer: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Wenslydale: Not *today*, sir, no.

Customer: Have you in fact got any cheese here at all.

Wenslydale: Yessir.

Customer: Really?

(pause)

Wenslydale: No. Not really, sir.

Customer: You haven't.

Wenslydale: No sir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

Customer: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

Wenslydale: Right-o, sir.

The customer takes out a gun and shoots the owner.

Too bad we can’t expect the same outcome at Mr. Comer’s Evidence Shop.

Oh, and by the way, there is no such thing as Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, although with a name like that, I think there should be. There is such a thing as sage derby, but a Japanese variety? Dunno.

Anyway, should you wish to see the original Monty sketch, the video is here.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus

The nothing burger special being served up on a regular basis by the GQP Regarding their Inspector Clouseau investigations of Hunter Biden, with blockbuster “evidence” and star witnesses disappearing as they are revealed to be secret agents for China reminds me of Monty Python’s famous Cheese Shop sketch wherein a customer looking to purchase cheese is stymied at every turn.

If you replace the requests for various cheeses with requests for evidence of the Hunter and Joe Biden crime family, and substitute Jim Comer for Wensleydale, the cheese shop owner, you’ll see what I mean (slightly edited for length):

Customer: Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

Wenslydale: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?

Customer: Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester.

Wenslydale: I'm, afraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.

Customer: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit?

Wenslydale: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.

Customer: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please.

Wenslydale: Ah! It's beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.

Customer: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?

Wenslydale: Sorry, sir.

Customer: Red Windsor?

Wenslydale: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.

Customer: Ah. Stilton?

Wenslydale: Sorry.

Customer: Ementhal? Gruyere?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Lipta?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Lancashire?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: White Stilton?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Danish Brew?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Double Goucester?

Wenslydale: (pause) No.

Customer: Cheshire?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Dorset Bluveny?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Camenbert, perhaps?

Wenslydale: Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir.

Customer: (surprised) You do! Excellent.

Wenslydale: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...

Customer: Oh, I like it runny.

Wenslydale: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.

Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!

Wenslydale: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.

Customer: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

Wenslydale: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)

Customer: What now?

Wenslydale: The cat's eaten it.

Customer: Gouda?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Edam?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Case Ness?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Smoked Austrian?

Wenslydale: No.

Customer: Japanese Sage Darby?

Wenslydale: No, sir.

Customer: You...do *have* some cheese, don't you?

Wenslydale: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. We've got--
Customer: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

Customer: Danish Bimbo,

Wenslydale: no

Customer: Czech sheep's milk,

Wenslydale: no

Customer: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Wenslydale: Not *today*, sir, no.

Customer: Have you in fact got any cheese here at all.

Wenslydale: Yessir.

Customer: Really?

(pause)

Wenslydale: No. Not really, sir.

Customer: You haven't.

Wenslydale: No sir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

Customer: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

Wenslydale: Right-o, sir.

The customer takes out a gun and shoots the owner.

Too bad we can’t expect the same outcome at Mr. Comer’s Evidence Shop.

Oh, and by the way, there is no such thing as Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, although with a name like that, I think there should be. There is such a thing as sage derby, but a Japanese variety? Dunno.

Anyway, should you wish to see the original Monty sketch, the video is here.

August 11, 2023 | Unregistered CommenterAkhilleus

Yo, Forrest Morris: I used to knock myself out in the kitchen, but after my husband died, I pretty much quit cooking. Occasionally, however, I'll buy a couple of frozen duck breasts at the local market (they're available in most supermarkets -- if you can't find them, ask the butcher and they might special-order them for you).

Roast them in the oven for about 20-25 minutes. (Check an online recipe for recommended oven temp & seasoning; I forget what I usually do here.)

Then, while the breasts are roasting, knock yourself out making a very fancy sauce for the duck: throw a little of whatever kind of preserves you have in the fridge into a small saucepan & add a bit of whatever kind of wine you have handy to thin out the preserves. Heat on low-ish temp & stir a little. Takes maybe 2 minutes. When the breasts come out of the oven, slice them thin, arrange them on dinner plates & pour the sauce over them. Delicious, lean & could hardly be easier or much quicker.

My mother was not interested in the culinary arts, and after awhile I noticed that the Burns Family Recipe for Every Entree was -- turn on the oven and put it in. The duck breast recipe is only a slight variation of the standard Burns Family Recipe. And it's hard to screw up.

August 11, 2023 | Registered CommenterMarie Burns
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