A Letter from a Close Friend
Here's an e-mail I received Friday evening from my close personal friend Hillary. (How close, you ask? Well, as you can see, we're on a first-name basis. For reasons of national security I can't say much more, but you wouldn't be wrong if you guessed my Windows Live mailbox is full of baby pix of Chelsea's kids and quite a few e-mails marked "Top Secret.") -- Constant Weader
Marie --
I'm thrilled to share this news: I've chosen Tim Kaine as my running mate.
Tim is a lifelong fighter for progressive causes and one of the most qualified vice presidential candidates in our nation's history.
But his credentials alone aren't why I asked him to run alongside me.
Like me, Tim grew up in the Midwest. During law school, he too took an unconventional path -- he took time off and went to Honduras to work with missionaries, practicing both his faith and his Spanish.
When he returned to the states and graduated from Harvard Law, he could have done anything. But instead of going to some big corporate firm, he chose to fight housing discrimination as a civil rights lawyer in Richmond. He and his wife joined a church, built a home centered around their faith, and raised three beautiful children. Then, after 17 years of practicing law, Tim ran for city council -- and won.
Tim says his experience on city council taught him everything he knows about politics. To the people in Richmond, an underfunded school wasn't a Democratic or Republican problem. It was simply a problem that needed fixing, and his constituents were counting on him to solve it. So Tim would do it. He'd roll up his sleeves and get the job done, no matter what.
He’s a man of relentless optimism who believes no problem is unsolvable if you're willing to put in the work. That commitment to delivering results has stayed with him throughout his decades-long career as a public servant. So I could give you a laundry list of things he went on to accomplish -- as mayor of Richmond, governor of Virginia, and in the United States Senate.
But this is what’s important: Tim has never taken a job for the glory or the title. He's the same person whether the cameras are on or off. He's sincerely motivated by the belief that you can make a difference in people's lives through public service.
That quality comes through in every interaction. To know Tim is to love him. When I was talking to people about this decision, I couldn't find anyone -- Democrat or Republican -- who had a bad thing to say about him. From his staff over the last 20 years to his colleagues in the Senate, Tim's beloved.
He is a genuinely nice person, but Tim is no one's punching bag. He will fight tooth and nail for American families, and he'll be a dogged fighter in our campaign against Donald Trump and Mike Pence.
Marie, I want you to know that I didn’t make this decision lightly.
I’ve had the privilege of seeing two presidents and two vice presidents up close. I want a vice president who can be my partner in bringing this country together. I want someone who will be able to give me their best advice, look me in the eye, and tell me they disagree with me when they do.
But what matters most is a simple test that’s not so simple to meet: whether the person could step in at a moment’s notice and serve as president.
I have no doubt that Tim can do the job.
I want him by my side on the trail and in the White House.
Welcome him to our team, Marie, and let him know you're proud to have him. Chip in today: (Emphasis original.)
Reader Comments (6)
Dear Marie, best of buds,
Just a follow up to the previous correspondence that was clearly a bid for more money. Since you and I have been cozy cousins from way back I just wanted to send a more personal note. Like your father who had that teacher who once had Herbert Hoover as a student and told her class that any one of them could one day be President, I, too, had a Mrs. Finklestein that urged us children to follow our bliss while knocking down anyone or anything that stood in our way. When I expressed interest in the political arena, she said, "Go for it, girl, you aren't the type to stay home and bake brownies." And I didn't––oh, well, a few times maybe––they weren't very good so we gave them to the dog––who died shortly after, although I'm not sure it was because of the brownies. Anyway––here I am running for President and I just wanted to thank you for sticking with me through all these tumultuous times. I so appreciate loyalty. I hear you are almost as famous as I am so maybe we can swap famous fables one of these days. Until then, remember to vote for me and Timmy.
Love and big juicies,
Hill
P.S. Bill says, hi and says he would like that surf board you borrowed from him back in golden times. He won't use it again but wants it back to remind him of fun in the sun times with one of his–––here he hesitated, but then said, "good old pal"–––it's ok, Marie, I forgave you long ago.
Dear Hil: Had no idea that "Chip in today" was a bid for cash. It did confuse me, as I wasn't sure who Chip was. I thought he must be a mutual acquaintance who was coming to your house or mine today. Anyway, I baked some brownies for him in case he showed up at my door.
As for sending money, I don't know. I kinda cashed out with donations to our good friend Bernie. I was glad to visit with the two of you last week & especially heartened to see that you don't hold it against him that he's maybe a Jewish atheist.
Your BFF,
Marie
P.S. I hope Guccifer doesn't get hold of your e-mails, too, as I wouldn't want all our close personal correspondence exposed on the front page of New York Times. Say hi to Debbie for me. She's been pretty nice to me (BTW, this is true; Debbie has talked to me & sent me personal e-mails), but make sure to get her the hell out of the DNC.
P.P.S. Don't have the surfboard anymore. I gave it to Donald Trump & Corey told me Donald donated it to charity.
Hey! Is the heat getting to you two (PDP & CW)
...What? Has PD mailed you some of her "special" brownies,
or did you DIY borrow the Alice B. Toklas recipe? perhaps the kind that sent Maureen Dowd to her bed in Colorado? Ladies, silly morning!
@MAG: Just gearing up for Trump-Free Day. Also, yes, since Hillary doesn't have a brownie recipe (or so her ghostwriter PD Pepe claims), I turned to the Alice B. Toklas Cook Book, but my copy is inscribed to my mother Isabelle Burns, most famous for her thin volume, "The All-Purpose Cook Book, Featuring the Burns Family Recipe." (Complete, unabridged text: "Turn on the oven and put it in.")
Marie
P.S. Sorry, Mom.
Dear Close Friend:
Tim has one undeniable factor in his favor: He is of the caucasoid extraction. How better to triangulate the "support" of those of a particular GOP extraction during the general election? I remind you the _____(fill in the blank) John Podesta was in charge of the VP selection process.
Signed, The Corporatist
Is this a writing contest to see who will replace Gail Collins?
I will not even attempt to go to-to-toe with Marie and PDPepe but did enjoy the interplay. If you don't like Hillary's smarmy approach you can always try DT's "give me money or we're all gonna die" approach.