Hold My Beer, Traitor Edition
Marie: For those of you too busy to check out Thursday's Comments, or even too busy to run through all the recently-linked stories, I'm republishing here a comment by Akhilleus that will get you caught up on what some of our fine public officials have been doing:
By Akhilleus
Hold My Beer, Traitor edition
While it may seem as if the Incroyables and merveilleuses on the right are all locking arms in a Palais Glide of the ghastly, they take pains (and pain is the word) to break up the group’s gallop to Dante-land every so often to flaunt their own personal idiom of idiocy, a kind of “Hold my beer. Watch this!” demonstration of Who Is the Biggest Asshole.
We have a Supreme Court completely corrupted by its right-wing partisans, notably the single most corrupt Justice in US history who is allowed to get away with pretty much any ethical violation he chooses, deigning only to give the most flimsy and laughable excuses for his criminality, excuses that, were they to be offered to him in his role as a judge, he would slap down hard and hit the defendant with a contempt citation to boot.
We have the fascist Florida governor going mano a mano with a mouse, again, after having his authoritarian ass kicked. And in an attempt to prove his manliness now sez only eight out of twelve jurors are good enough to execute someone. Interestingly, this is supposedly in response to the Parkland murderer getting life instead of death (it’s not; it’s all about appealing to the right’s love of vengeance and blood). Funny, though…one would think if the Parkland murders (executed with Republican authorized weapons) were such a great concern, something would be done about gun violence. But no. The gun violence is fine. They just want to be able to kill that guy later.
Over here we have MTG, screaming about a Democrat having SEX WITH A CHINESE SPY!!! Aieeee! Of course, with no evidence. In fact “with no evidence” should be their collective middle name. Actual SEX with underage girls by Matt Gaetz, however, is perfectly fine.
Speaking of Gaetz, he came out the other day sniffing that there should be no assistance for poor people, including help with feeding children, unless these moochers have a job. This from a rich kid who has never had a job and does nothing in the job he has now, bought for him by his rich daddy.
But don’t forget My Kevin’s plan for fiscal sobriety: child starvation. Seems reasonable, right?
And in another Hold My Beer moment, MTG goes to town on supporting an openly racist knucklehead who has given away military security secrets to show off for other racist knuckleheads. MTG sez he’s a hero.
Then there’s Lauren Boebert…yeah…permanently pencilled in under Hold My Beer.
And talking about what passes for heroism on the right, the goobernator of Texas is chomping at the bit to pardon a guy who murdered a BLM protester. Because what’s wrong with killing people who say African-American lives matter?
Gym Jordan, instead of doing his job (as for another fact, NONE of these fucking people EVER does their job), moves his committee to New York for a show trial to help out the most corrupt and criminal president* in US history (seems to be a pattern here with all these Most Evers).
Abortion bans in all red states, going down from 15 days to 6 days, pretty soon it’ll be a half hour. And leave us not forget that abortion is a perfectly legal and often essential medical procedure. These bans are not based on science, medicine, or law. They are 100% the result of the religious beliefs of a single group being forced on the entire country.
And, as Marie points out, one of the other corrupt wingers on the Court is likely getting ready to uphold a blanket ban on mifepristone, probably in the dead of night (another trend) put in place by a Trumpy judge who effectively lied to get his job.
Other Trumpy judges are doing just fine in this Palais Glide of the ghastly. Another one is working hard to help Gym Jordan fuck over Alvin Bragg, because Trump.
In KKK land, Tennessee, black Democrats are expelled for being uppity, a putsch organized by a speaker who himself is embroiled in scandal. But no biggie there. He’s white. And a he.
In Wisconsin, a newly elected Supreme Court Justice is threatened with impeachment before she even takes her seat. Because democracy is just not their cup of tea.
Elsewhere, Party of Traitor stalwarts are giving the big thumbs up to child marriage and the big thumbs down to child labor laws. “Hey! You twelve year old kids! Git married then git to work!” How’s that for grooming?
Books are banned. When people complain, Rs simply defund the entire library system.
It’s a never ending game of Can You Top This? Can you be a bigger asshole than me?
Sure! Hold my beer…
Update. Marie: For those of you who aren't up on 1938 popular British dances, Patrick has provided us with a demonstration of the Palais Glide:
Reader Comments (3)
Akhilleus, thanks for the tour d'horizon. It has the bones on which one could hang a campaign speech.
Here's a clip of old Scot gliding
https://www.scottish-country-dancing-dictionary.com/video/palais-glide.html
Old Scot Gliding is what 55% of my ancestors were involved in.
40% were from England and the other percentages from Scandinavia
and Romanian gypsies.
Thanks Patrick for the update.
Thanks, AK. I'm sure it's been said a thousand times, but probably needs to be said a thousand more: There is a cognitive dissonance between authoritarian religion and democratic governance. If you believe in the former, no number of votes in the latter will convince you that what your pastor claims is wrong has become right. So, the other side is by definition illegitimate before it even gets started, and doing whatever is possible to overturn that illegitimate, non-Godly will of the electorate is not shameful in the least; rather, the assault on others' human rights in the guise of freedom of religion is the modern equivalent of Medieval Crusaders heading to Jerusalem to reestablish the correct superstition and slaughtering populations of nonbelievers on the way. It's likely that they felt great about it.