Homo Trumpicus
By Akhilleus
Reading through a chapter on human evolution examining the adaptations that allowed the species to go from Homo Erectus to early Homo Sapiens, about 200,000 years ago, and then to Homo Sapiens 2.0 (us, basically) roughly 70,000 years ago, I was struck by how important certain developments were for both the survival of the species and its rise to dominance, and then I thought about how few of those developed traits are present in the MAGA tribe.
Actually, none.
Prominent among the traits promoting survival and success as a species was the ability to collaborate, to work together developing ideas, habits, and technologies benefiting the entire group.
This trait is entirely absent in MAGA world. Homo Trumpicus, in fact, believes that collaborative efforts to benefit everyone are grounds for immediate expulsion from the tribe (see border policy, eg).
Another trait vital to the species’ success was (and is) curiosity, that is, the impulse for discovery, a by-product of which is the ability to learn new things, which of course requires sharp discernment, an absolute need to understand what’s factually true and what is absolute nonsensical bullshit. Two guys go off into unknown territories. They come back and each has a map. The first guy shows his group the actual way to go to new hunting grounds and landmarks denoting bad stuff to avoid. The second guy shows his buddies a map he just made up. The two groups go out exploring. The second group is never seen again. Facts matter.
But not to Homo Trumpicus.
Another interesting biological development that allowed Homo Sapiens to turbocharge its success (and which led, partially, to the extinction of Homo Erectus) was the reduction in testosterone in the males. This allowed for less chest thumping, unnecessary, violent confrontations, and pointless dick measuring, and more fruitful collaboration, further development of the arts, and greater intellectual advancement and innovation.
Here is yet another trait Homo Trumpicus lacks. Here’s where the tribe’s leader says “Punch him in the face!” The other tribe says “Let’s figure out a better solution”. One tribe succeeded. The other went extinct.
So, the traits that allowed Homo Sapiens to dominate the planet, collaboration, advanced intellect, a belief in facts, have served the species well. It allowed us to leave the confines of the planet and set foot on a different astral body.
Now, a show of hands, class. How many think Homo Trumpicus could put one of their tribe on the moon?
Answer (from them): Huh? The moon is made of cheese. That’s stupid. I should punch you in the face!”
Extinction can’t come too soon for me.
Marie: Related text and illustration, via RAS: