Kings & Queens & Prime Ministers
Every day that I've been a United States Senator, I've been either discussing issues [or] ... in Secret Meetings with Kings and Queens and Prime Ministers.-- Sen. Scott Brown (R-Mass.)
What I Learned in Secret Meetings
With Kings and Queens and Prime Ministers.
By Scott Brown, U.S. Senator
King Juan Carlos of Spain taught me how to kiss the ladies' hands:
Speaking of hands, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia taught me how to hold hands with men:
Speaking of kisses, King Abdullah taught me how to do that, too:
Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain taught me that little royal wave that looks so appropriate when I wave at voters from my little red truck:
Prime Minister David Cameron taught me how to suck up to Rupert Murdoch:
Prime Minister Tony Blair taught me how to suck up to Rupert Murdoch:
Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher taught me how to suck up to Rupert Murdoch:
I really know how to suck up to Rupert Murdoch.