Of Weasels and Weasel Words
By Akhilleus
(*sigh*) Here we go again.
The NY Times has a headline today:
GOP Backlash to Border Deal Reflects Vanishing Ground for Compromise
Okay, that’s true as far as it goes, but a low information voter could be forgiven if their understanding of that weasely worded headline is “GOP hoped for more but rejects Democratic plans as not showing enough compromise.”
In fact, the headline should be “GOP gets everything it has been screaming for and now rejects it because Trump needs chaos to win.”
Full stop. The body of the text gets around to something like that but Trump isn’t mentioned until the third paragraph.
I’m so fucking tired of this namby-pamby, vanilla, high school type school paper journalism. Can’t piss off the principal by saying what’s really going on, so Mr. Johnson, the gym teacher, feeling up kids in the locker room becomes “PE classes restructured”.
Over on the opinion pages we get serial bug-eyed liar Kellyanne Conway allowed to describe her boss, the traitor Trump, as having had a successful and robust America First program, who is now looking for a running mate. Conway pats herself on the back for coming up with little mikey pence the first time around. Oh, you mean the guy Trump wanted to hang? That mike pence? Great pick.
She says flat out that loyalty to Trump never means obsequiousness. What? That’s exactly what it means!
She discounts women as not being tough enough on abortion, oh but we don’t want to be THAT tough, cuz Trump is a compassionate guy.
The pretzel twisting is amazing.
JD Vance is put forward as a wonderful person. Vivek Ramaswamy is described as an “energetic businessman full of policy prescriptions”. Sure. If one of those prescriptions is street fentanyl laced with cyanide.
She decides that what’s needed is a person of color. Oh, but not as a token, like those cynical Democrat liars. Trump wants someone to help him govern. Right. Like the half pence did. Does “bobble head doll” count as helping? And the idea that Fatty would allow any person of color to help with something besides shining his shoes or saying “yasuh Missa Trump” is a knee slapper to end all knee slappers.
Oh, but let’s go out of our way to continue being fair to traitors, liars, and gaslighters.
Because Both Sides.
Reader Comments (1)
It is really sad how these big time media outlets twist things in order to improve their marketability, at least in their own minds. In that sense, they are no different than the Republicans who are standing in the way of immigration reform.
If you read the comments following most of the articles in the WaPo or NYT, it's pretty obvious that a lot of people only superficially care about the underlying topic. Instead, it's all about feeding their own egos and what might be called "winning."