Reality Chex Names New Editor
The board of directors of RealityChex.com has named Mrs. Bea McCrabbie as the Website's new managing editor. Mrs. McCrabbie, who is new to fake journalism, is married to Medlar McCrabbie. In her first remarks upon assuming her new position, Mrs. McCrabbie said, "If readers thought the Constant Weader was a bitch, they are going to miss her milquetoast manners. I don't know if the board chose the Weader for her good looks or her good intentions, but I assure you, I have neither."
Mrs. McCrabbie will not be in the office on her first official day at the helm. She and Medlar are traveling to Santee, South Carolina, to watch the solar eclipse from the I-95 bridge over Lake Marion. "You people aren't exactly the sun and the moon, you know," she told the Reality Chex board.
In an interview, Mrs. McCrabbie said that @Nancy -- who hastened the departure of the Constant Weader -- on Sunday provided further evidence of her already-obvious malicious intent. Late Sunday morning, Nancy tried to break into Reality Chex. Fortunately, Reality Chex' security system not only caught the attempt but also prevented Nancy from sabotaging the site. "Donald Trump was right about one thing," Mrs. McCrabbie said. "There are some nasty-assed liberals out there. But they've met their match in Bea McCrabbie."
Comments have been disabled. Mrs. McCrabbie said she would not be taking any crap from readers today, what with having to rub shoulders with a bunch of ignorant, drunken rednecks in their sweaty muscle shirts & greasy MAGA caps loafing on the Santee bridge.