Yesterday we learned this:
Carly Sitrin of Vox: "Jared Kushner's lawyers say there's an innocent explanation for why his first security clearance application omitted his meetings with several Russians, including Sergey Kislyak and Natalia Veselnitskaya: A member of Kushner’s staff hit send on his form too early. But the thing is, there isn’t one 'send button' for this kind of security clearance form. There are 28.... Kushner filed his first SF-86 (a government document to amend his security clearance) in January and omitted any meetings with foreign government officials. In May, he submitted a revised security clearance form with more than 100 foreign names, including a meeting with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, but still did not include the meeting with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya revealed in Donald Trump Jr.’s emails.... CBS News reported Friday that the Veselnitskaya meeting was later conveyed to the FBI and included in a third version of the form before July."
** UPDATE: . So here's another ridiculous excuse that Kushner's team of lawyers has actually proffered. Asawin Suebsaeng & Lachlan Markay of the Daily Beast: "According to a source familiar with the situation, speaking to The Daily Beast on the condition of anonymity to discuss the matter, Kushner claims that he did not scan to the bottom of the email thread forwarded by his brother-in-law, therefore completely missing the part about 'Russia and its government.'... Kushner’s claim that he didn’t know precisely what was in the 'confidential' 'Russia' and 'Clinton' email sent to him sounds familiar, only because it’s the same explanation, or excuse, that Manafort has been shopping.”
Kushner has at least a couple of Washington's most able lawyers working for him. Yet the best these geniuses could come up with was, "My secretary accidentally hit 'send' 28 times." AND NOW, "I got the emails, but I didn't read them." OR "What Paul said."
So I thought I'd help them out with some less risible excuses for failing to name some of the 100+ foreign nationals with whom he met. Please add your own.
Geographical Confusion:
I didn't know he was a foreign national. I thought Canada was a state, right between Montana & Alaska.
Argentina is in South America, for Pete's sake. That's America was a capital "A." That's not foreign.
My mother-in-law is from the Czech Republic. I don't think of her as foreign. Why would I think of anyone else from around there as foreign?
My other mother-in-law is from Slovenia. I don't think of her as foreign. Why would I think of anyone else from around there as foreign?
We were in Scotland. When you're in Scotland, the Scottish people aren't foreign nationals. You are. Did you expect me to write down my own name?
Language Barrier:
His English was so good, I thought he was an American.
She didn't speak a word of English. I had no idea where she was from. I figured maybe Brighton Beach.
The Lousy Help:
My secretary couldn't spell his name. It seemed like a waste of time to include him on the form.
My secretary forgot to write it on my calendar.
Technical Difficulties:
Something went wrong with my phone while it was charging, & it deleted the meeting.
My pen ran out of ink.
I gave my notepad to a Breitbart reporter.
Auditory Problems:
They met me backstage at the convention. It was so noisy, I had no idea who they were.
I have an untreatable earwax problem. Also why I never served in the military.
Otherwise Occupied:
I was programming a new app for my iPhone.
I was texting my children. I'm a family-values guy.
I was texting my wife. She was having trouble with the girls at the factory in Bangladesh.
I was whispering in Donald's ear so he'd feel better & I missed what-all was going on.
The campaign was so hectic, I felt like I was in two places at one time. I wrote down the other place.
It Depends on What the Meaning of the Word "Meeting" Is:
It wasn't really a meeting. I sat there for only about 10 minutes. It was more a coffee break. Definitely not a meeting.
It wasn't my meeting. I popped my head in to somebody else's meeting, but I didn't know what was going on. (See also earwax.)
Miscellaneous:
She said she was a naturalized citizen. I believed her.
Eric told me she was a naturalized citizen. I believed him.
I forgot.
P.S. monoloco's contribution to yesterday's thread is hilarious.